Embarrassing Bodies?

Now the question is... if you had a little problem with your brown hoop which meant it needed to be cut up in a rather severe way... would you go on national television and show the world your balloon knot?
It takes a special kind of person to do such a thing.
Just as it takes a special kind of person to wear such an ugly shirt as the one he was just wearing... it resembled an accident in a Blackpool Rock factory.